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dana. 21. makes no sense as a human being.

stalk my music here.

Ask me anything
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I just want a little buddy to cuddle while I read.

And dick around on the internet. 

Can’t watch the presidential debate.

I’ve actually been whisper-yelling at my computer.

I hate everyone.

Sexy stories.

If I never mentioned it, my roommate is only my “roommate” because we share a door. So she has to walk through my room to get to hers. So awesome.

(door opens, I expect it to be her)
random cute guy: …..
me: Hi.
random cute guy: Just doing some Chinese homework! 
me: ….. (It is 2am. And she doesn’t know Chinese.)

I don’t even know.

I don’t even know.

I just wish I was rich so I could have the closet of my dreams.Which yes, would include more than one vintage wedding dress for not-wedding occasions. I’m actually mad after seeing this dress.

I just wish I was rich so I could have the closet of my dreams.
Which yes, would include more than one vintage wedding dress for not-wedding occasions.

I’m actually mad after seeing this dress.

(Source: omgthatdress)

“You need to be careful who you use your Siren song on.”

Listening to students talking politics, hearing them confuse Dan Savage and Fred Savage.

I’m glad The Sims is now promoting routine breast exams.

I’m glad The Sims is now promoting routine breast exams.

(Source: simsgonewrong)

“ History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme. ”

Mark Twain

Can’t let my new roommate catch me eating peanut butter and watching Netflix for at least 3 weeks.

She’s from Moscow. So I obviously need to be the epitome of “cool American girl”. 

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