January 2012
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Can't watch the presidential debate.
I’ve actually been whisper-yelling at my computer.
I hate everyone.
Sexy stories.
If I never mentioned it, my roommate is only my “roommate” because we share a door. So she has to walk through my room to get to hers. So awesome.
(door opens, I expect it to be her) random cute guy: ….. me: Hi. random cute guy: Just doing some Chinese homework! me: ….. (It is 2am. And she doesn’t know Chinese.)
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"You need to be careful who you use your Siren...
Listening to students talking politics, hearing...
“History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme.”
– Mark Twain
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Can't let my new roommate catch me eating peanut...
She’s from Moscow. So I obviously need to be the epitome of “cool American girl”.
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I know it's only been 15 minutes,
but Daniel Radcliffe isn’t funny on SNL. My heart is slowly breaking.
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"Do you find arrogance to be a turn-on?"
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WatchI’ve had a boner for you for 10 years, Daniel. That’s love.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested →
He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Maybe he just likes jazz.
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I will believe this horoscope because I've been...
“… The force will be with you if you seriously pursue your desire, and you maximize every resource and, most importantly, you keep believing.” ~*~*
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Occupy protest follows 123rd annual Rose Parade →
“They carried a 250-foot-long banner that said “We the People” to represent the U.S. Constitution. Some also held a 70-foot-long octopus made from recycled plastic bags that represented the tentacles of perceived corporate greed.”
art school, man.
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Trojan Bear Skin Condoms.
December 2011
52 posts
I really hate door-to-door Jesus people.
Ma’am, I’m wearing a Ninja Turtles shirt and Pink Floyd pajama pants, I haven’t showered, and I’m pretty sure half of yesterday’s makeup is still on my face. Do I really look like I’m in any condition to have a philosophical religious discussion right now? And no, I’d rather not join your Bible study group.
Also, she said she was going to stop by again...
This is what reality television has come to.
Am I the only person that thinks it’s weird that TLC shows both Extreme Couponing and Extreme Cheapskates?
I also thought Extreme Cheapskates was a joke until it just kept… going.
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c00L g1rL.
So I got a fancy-ass phone for Christams (a few days early, though) and I think I’ve succeeded in downloading some of the nerdiest crap onto it. Like pictures directly from the Hubble space telescope and, my new favorite, an app that helps me study over 2,000 Japanese characters, vocab words, and particles.
I’ll probably be fluent by the end of break, judging by how many times...
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Every time I go to someone else's house
I always get mildly insulted when their cats prefer to hang out with them over me.
CAN’T YOU SEE I’M A GOOD PERSON, CAT???
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Merry Christmas Eve.
Ate Chinese food and watched A Christmas Story with my parents.
We do the whole opening presents with the camera out in the morning. And then it’s off to see my Dad’s side of the family, which I’ll get fairly intoxicated for.
Happy holidaze~
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And my Tumblr checking goes down.
So I had a dream last night where I was at my high school(?) and Morrissey came by. I think he was supposed to be giving some lecture, but he and I ended up becoming besties and talking/eating cake the entire time, and we may have also gone ice skating. I’m not entirely sure.
This is also the reason I didn’t get out of bed for a while. I had to keep the dream going. Though then I was...
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Hello, self-esteem boost.
I need to visit my friends when their moms are around more often.
I walked into my friend’s house last night and her mom acted like she hadn’t seen me in years and told me I looked like a model right off the runway~*.
See title.
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Why does every asshole on this planet have a...
Already have mine prepared.
Atrophy. by Dana.
Mostly smells like weed, skittles, and day-old perfume on dirty laundry.
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cosmo tip #109
for a special hanukkah treat, bend your mans penis into the star of david. then burn it for eight nights.
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Really, Cosmo? Pt. 2
“Tell him to picture your vagina as a (really pretty) clock face and kiss each numbered position round and round…”
“Get pleasure from his feet (really): Lie down, legs a part, with your guy standing above you. He should then use his (clean!) big toe to stimulate your clitoris.”
Guess what’s on my to-do list!