May 2012
14 posts
Sleep Talkin' Man →
I now realize what I’ve always wanted in life: an English boyfriend that talks in his sleep.
Out-of-context family quotes
“If you build a thousand bridges, do they call you a bridge-builder? If you suck one dick, you know what they call you.”
"you don't watch 30 rock? do you have hobbies?"
whoa dude. way to make me re-examine my life.
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“I would infinitely prefer a daughter. If I had a son, I would leave him at the...”
– Maurice Sendak
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“I have nothing now but praise for my life. I’m not unhappy. I cry a lot...”
– Maurice Sendak
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"I thought you were too classy for four loko"
well it’s obvious we’ve never spoken before.
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Bizarro Beloit
Hey Dude! What’s Going o— Oh, I Thought You Were Someone Else.”
or
Hooking Up with the Person You’re Dressed As.
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April 2012
18 posts
I really don't want hologram concerts to become a...
… but I would seriously consider buying a ticket to see the holo-Beatles.
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TRON v. physplant.
“be his personal fucking Judas, Shane!”
“when did you get off the cross?!”
“don’t you have sins to die for!?”
“what the fuck are you looking at with those poodle curls?”
“I didn’t know Ginny Weasley grew a beard!”
“why haven’t you fixed the lightbulb in my room yet, guys? it’s been out for days! I...
22 years old today.
and of course I won’t answer right when someone asks my age next.
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I'm still waiting for a spooky drag queen named...
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it’s been a week since my interview and Disney still hasn’t told me whether or not I’ll be working there in the fall.
I like to think that since they have an insane amount of money they have tracking cookies to tell them how many times applicants have looked at their ~Disney Dashboard~. so basically they’ll look at mine and go “oh! she checks it at least three times...
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can't focus on studying for my japanese and just...
when annoyances get too specific.
it pisses me off when people sell plates as wall art.
I love that it looks nice, but it’s still a plate.
eat off it, asshole.
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$$$
I think I’ve put off all of my college-aged online shopping until now.
Gonna be the most popular girl in the mail center this month.
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we can only hope.
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life
so I filled out an application to work at Disney World/Land because… why not?
March 2012
30 posts
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I wish Etsy had the option “Don’t show me things that look like shit”.
Guys: How often do you think about what your (sex)...
ihopericksantorum:
I hope that Rick Santorum is followed around by the popular girls from the local middle school, and every time he tries to speak, they say “Ew.” “Seriously.” “So gross.”
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I like hanging out with drunk people when I’m sober because I can say literally anything I want and they’ll either think I’m hilarious or just roll with it.
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I think my hair had a lot to do with how last night unfolded.
Just as long as people realize I was this awesome before I decided to look all ~crazy~, that’s okay.
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tonight.
beard judging contest/b-52’s night in Madison. wearing my new black, white, red and polkadot jumpsuit from salvation army.
preparing for a good night.
um, actually my life is a long performance art...
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see mom, people like me.
elderly man from apartment window: oh my goodness! green hair! looks good~!
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NETFLIX WHY.
ALERT. ALERT.
‘3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN’ IS NO LONGER ON INSTANT.
LIFE JUST GOT A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED.
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