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May 16

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May 14

Sleep Talkin' Man -

I now realize what I’ve always wanted in life: an English boyfriend that talks in his sleep.

May 13

Out-of-context family quotes

“If you build a thousand bridges, do they call you a bridge-builder? If you suck one dick, you know what they call you.”

May 11

“you don’t watch 30 rock? do you have hobbies?”

whoa dude. way to make me re-examine my life.

May 08

“I would infinitely prefer a daughter. If I had a son, I would leave him at the A&P or some other big advertising place where somebody who needs a kid would find him and he would be all right. … A daughter would be drawn to me. A daughter would want to help me. Girls are infinitely more complicated than boys and women more than men. And there’s no doubt about that. We just don’t like to think about it. Certainly the men don’t like to think about it. I have lived my whole life with a dream daughter.” — Maurice Sendak

If I owned a TV channel.

If I owned a TV channel.

(Source: stupifly, via boogo)

“I have nothing now but praise for my life. I’m not unhappy. I cry a lot because I miss people. They die and I can’t stop them. They leave me and I love them more. … What I dread is the isolation. … There are so many beautiful things in the world which I will have to leave when I die, but I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready.” — Maurice Sendak

May 07

“I thought you were too classy for four loko”

well it’s obvious we’ve never spoken before.

May 05

(Source: severest, via fuckyeah1990s)

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