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Posts tagged life
I like hanging out with drunk people when I’m sober because I can say literally anything I want and they’ll either think I’m hilarious or just roll with it.
timing.
w: I like when you work because this guy just plays shitty dubstep and skrillex for five hours.
d: eesh, really?
*dubstep remix of the pokemon theme song begins*
Can’t let my new roommate catch me eating peanut butter and watching Netflix for at least 3 weeks.
She’s from Moscow. So I obviously need to be the epitome of “cool American girl”.
